orcboxer:

orcboxer:

orcboxer:

I fuckin love fried fish grilled fish baked fish red fish blue fish I’m so hungry I could eat a seahorse

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hobohobgoblim:

todaysbird:

pigcatapult:

todaysbird:

unclefather:

he took a bath 3 times

his name is Organic Spinach

the cleanest frog in Michigan

if i had some kind of deal as a kid where a frog was at the bottom of bags of spinach i would have easily eaten five times as much spinach

Ew. Spinach.

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catasters:

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onigatito:

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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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horreurscopes:

why does cooking takes like six hours and eating like three seconds and washing dishes like seven days and seven nights

xphilosoraptorx:

tayefeth:

anexperimentallife:

God: Teenagers, as part of their growing independence and ability to take care of themselves, will tend to be night owls, allowing parents to care for younger children in the morning.

Humans: So you’re saying that teenagers are lazy and we need to beat them to make them responsible adults.

God: No, this is a good thing! Now you have someone to watch over your tribes and homes while the rest of you sleep!

Modern society: If you can’t operate during the day like everyone else, you’re useless to us.

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sulphurdotpng:

your-url-is-problematic:

your-url-is-problematic:

lurker-no-more:

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JEWPITER

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